Funny Sayings

Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

If you exercise your mind, you’re not going to get sick.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

When you are up in life, your friends get to know who you are.
But when you are down in life, you get to know who your friends are .